Saturday, November 10, 2012

Mein Hoon Aam Admi

Scene No 1
Location New Delhi
Time 4 pm
OB vans and reporters are waiting for arrival of self proclaimed savior of Indian Politics Arvind Kejriwal. Kejriwal with his disciples Prashant Bhushan in the right and Mayank Gandhi in the left arrives at podium.Cameras flash,reporters are ready, India is ready for next episode of biggest reality show in Indian television.

Its 5th episode of Kejrileaks; Robert Vadra, Nitin Gadkari, Reliance and HSBC are victims of his earlier hit & runs. Kejriwal's previous episodes had give high TRPs for all news channels, now he is the superstar of  news channels.

Kejriwal starts his Press Conference.

Kejriwal - Our fight is not against a person but we are fighting against rotten system. We are not personally against Mukesh Ambani or Anil Ambani, but we are against the system they represent.

Kejriwal - Dear friends we have IT department for collecting proper tax from citizens and punishing defaulters and freuds. The purpose of this department is it to get more tax and reduce corruption and black money. But now that IT department itself is corrupt.
Kejriwal - I personally know one officer who gained money through doing favors to political bosses and corporates. She was never transferred out of Delhi because her nexus with politicians.She had stashed her ill gotten money in swiss accounts overseas. IAC is fighting against like this monsters. We can all together tear the masks of these monsters

NDTV reporter - Whom you are referring to?
Prashanth Bhushan - That's a nonsense question

Kejriwal - I am coming to that. All details are in public domain. There are cases in courts, but no progress for last 2 years. Govt should conduct inquiry into all these things, but they are silent on this issue, because they are involved, BJP wont speak about this because they too are partners in crime. We are fighting against this system. If Janlokapal was in place monsters like her should have been in Jail. We have to start second freedom struggle now.

NDTV Reporter - About whom you are making allegations?
Prashanth Bhushan - Its not a relevant question

Kejriwal - I request all patriotic citizens of India to resign from IT department, which is corrupt, looting money, helping crony capitalism. I am speaking about a corrupt officer

NDTV Reporter - Is this allegation based on any govt documents like RTI?
Kejriwal - No
NDTV Reporter - Is this allegations based on PTI report?
Kejriwal - No
NDTV Reporter - Is this allegations based on any self made news paper report like Modi?
Kejriwal - No
NDTV Reporter - Then what basis you are making such an allegation?
Prashanth Bhushan - Its a nonsense question
Kejriwal -  I am speaking about Sunita Kejriwal

Entire media looks stunned

Scene No -  2
CNN IBN Studio
Welcome to News @9, today we discuss about new Kejrileaks - on corruption in IT department. Joined by man of the moment Mr Arvind Kejriwal from outside his house and Mrs.Sunita Kejriwal from inside their house.

Sardesai - Mr. Kejriwal first of all I really appreciate you for your honesty to expose reality which most of us don't dare to touch. you have reality touch the nerve, how you feel now?
Kejriwal - We are fighting against system, not against individuals, individuals are not important for us

Sardesai - You have exposed Reliance why you left Tatas?
Kejriwal - 3 years I worked with them, I am loyal dog, more over they fund our movement heavily

Sardesai - Congress accuse you of a RSS agent, how you respond to that
Kejriwal - No comments (Monologue How can I go against my boss)

Sardesai - Whats your answer to Digvijay Singh's 27 questions?
Kejriwal - All the facts and circumstances concerning this are in the records of the PMO and the finance ministry,by Hon’ble Chairperson NAC

Sardesai - By Press conferences you are rerunning the allegations that are already in the public domain. The answers by govt also in the public domain, why should govt answer you with your own logic about 27 questions of Digvijay ?
Kejriwal - I am an Aam Admi, they are powerful

Sardesai - A person who gets funding from Ford foundation and Awaaz is an ordinary citizen?
Kejriwal - I am not a terrorist

Sardesai - How I have to call a person who  fights against democratically elected govt and Parliament
Kejriwal - Aam Admi

Sardesai - You dont believe in Politics, Parliament, Judiciary, CBI, Police... why you are starting Political party in this corrupt scenario?
Kejriwal - To eradicate corruption

Sardesai -Your team members Prashant Bhushan, Mayank Gandhi and Anjali Damania are corrupt like other politicians, so you are not different from other parties
Kejriwal - We have set up an internal Lokpal to give clean chit to them, more over our corruption is small compared to them

Sardesai - It is because you didn't get power. if you get power you people also will be corrupt like other politicians. Thats what seeing Bhushan, Gandhi & Damania people of India can infer. Am i right?
Kejriwal - I am an Aam Admi. Why you media is not asking like these questions to Sonia, Manmohan and Rahul?

Sardesai - Let us come to Janlokpal. You started this movement for Janlokpal. Have you forget the cause?
Kejriwal - From beginning I have only one cause(Monologue - I have only one cause money and power)\

Sardesai - Do you believe that Janlokpal is a solution for all types of corruption
Kejriwal - Yes, we can address corruption by Janlokpal, once janlokpal comes there will be corruption  in Lokpal only, all other corruptions will stop

Sardesai - If your intention is right you should be fighting with TMC and BJP for not supporting Lokpal and opposing constitutional status for Lokpal , why your fight is against only congress?
Kejriwal - I fight against those who are in power

Sardesai -In that case why you are not fighting against CMs who are not implementing  Lokayukta like Narendra Modi
Kejriwal -No comments (Monologue -  I cannot fight against my boss)

Sardesai - Let us come to Vision of your political party, are you a leftist or rightist party
Kejriwal - we are an Aam Admi party

Sardesai - How you see Pakistan?
Kejriwal - Pakistan cricket team is good one, i wish them all the best in India tour

Sardesai - Whats your opinion about India China relations
Kejriwal - We have to stop using china made duplicate products, even I am using china made mobile

Sardesai - Reelection of Obama will help India or against interests of India?
Kejriwal - Obama...I have seen his tweet, nice hug, but its not good for Indian culture... Sardesai you ask about India, Let America, China & Pakistan decide their future internally like our internal Lokpal

Sardesai - When you lead a national party you should have a clear vision about India's stand on international affairs too. Ok we will come to India.what your opinion about un-touchability?
Kejriwal - We don't have any un -touchability, we are in touch with RSS too, they supported us in our movement

Sardesai - Whats your vision about agriculture production? What's your opinion on genetically engineered crops?
Kejriwal - Anjali Damania will comment on this, she is a farmer

Sardesai - Whats your vision on interstate rivers and nationalization of that
Kejriwal - We are against capitalism, about nationalism  Prashant Bhusan will answer. he is good in solving internal issue like in case of Kashmir, advising govt to give freedom

Sardesai - Let us come to your revelations today, what made you to accuse on your wife
Kejriwal - You are the right person to understand my feelings

Sardesai - Can you explain that?
Kejriwal - I am fighting against a system, not against any individual

Sardesai - Then why you name your wife?
Kejriwal - naming and shaming part of that, fighting against system

Sardesai - Thank you Mr.Kejriwal for joining CNN IBN, now Mrs.Sunita Kejriwal joins from her home
Madam first question , how you respond to these allegations
Sunita - I deny all allegations, in my life i have done only one mistake

Sardesai - What was that?
Sunita - Marrying kejriwal, I never knew that he is a mentally retarded person

Sardesai - I didn't get you, can you please explain your point?
Sunita - If you ask about our children also he will tell all the facts and circumstances concerning this are in the records of the PMO and the finance ministry, including the letter sent by Hon’ble Chairperson NAC or else he will ask for a Lokpal to decide whether he is father.

Sardesai - How you live with like this a person
Sunita - If same question asked to Sagarika how she will respond, same answer I also want to give you now

Sardesai - Thank you for joining CNN IBN, if i ask more questions i will be in trouble. I dont judge anybody, let people of India decide , you cant cheat them by political gimmicks.

Note :-

1. Kejriwal, wife never transferred out of Delhi, While Kejriwal forgot to take note of Ashok Khemka (the IAS officer from Haryana, who cancelled the mutation of the over three-acre plot that Robert Vadra's company allegedly sold to DLF last month, has been transferred for 43 times during his 20 years service)
If same logic is applied to kejriwal and wife they are 2 most corrupt officers in IRS

2. Kejriwal never answered questions on his movement by Digvijay Singh, a person stands for transparency should start it with himself

3. Kejriwal is silent on serious allegations against Bhushan Mayank gandhi & Anjali Damania

4. Kejriwal received funding from Ford foundation, a front organization of CIA and Awaaz an organization funded Arab spring.There is a big difference between Arab countries which are monarchy or autocratic and India which is a democratic country.

5. Kejriwal has to take forward the movement in democratic means, not through black mailing politics like fasting,allegations through Press conferences without proofs,gheravos, picketings . If he has proofs he has to approach courts, why Kejriwal is away from judiciary when ultimate authority to give justice is judiciary

6. Kejriwal and IAC involved in money laundering. They got more than Rs.200 crores which they have diverted to tax havens in overseas. Same people speak about black money, so they are not trustworthy.

7.Bhushan holds an opinion of freedom for Kashmir, people with like this opinion are dangerous for the sovereignty of the Nation

8. Kejriwal doesn't answer, he just ask questions, if he is so confident about his movement why he is fearing to face Digvijay Singh

9. Kejriwal is doing witch hunting; his accusation on Salman Khurshid ( one of the genuine, honest, educated and wel behaved politician) is on the backdrop of Salman's visit to Anna and which eventually cause the split in Team Anna.Even the worst critics who gone through records admitted that Salman's NGO has given the materials, only some procedural lapses exist there

10.Kejriwal's allegations against Mukesh Ambani came after he refused to fund kejriwal's movement. It is interesting that there is no accusation against Tata who funded his movement. selective targeting?

11.Kejriwal never attacks BJP for their double stand on Lokpal & lokayukta. If BJP was genuine they should have supported Constitutional statatus for Lokpal. More over they opposed Lokpal in Rajya Sabha.

12. Kejriwal campaigned only against congress in elections, it really shows who is his boss.

13. Kejriwal never campaigned against the states which are not appointing Lokayukta eg Tamil Nadu, Gujarat

14. So its beyond doubt we can assume Kejriwal is a person who is gainst our nation, democracy and its sovereignty


  1. really not worthy of even reading, leave alone replying .. u can get job of diggy dog when he retires

    1. I am sorry for hurting your leader, but a person who avoids question on him is not transparent, whatever you people claim:-))

  2. this sounds like not less than ferry tale story

  3. Good one Dona!
    Kejriwal do avoidance whenever asked for evidence. Excuse is "Main Aam Aadmi Hun"!
    He is such s hypocrites that he can accept money from N Murthy who is a director in HSBC board and ask others to resign from HSBC jobs!!

  4. lolzzzz sunita kejriwal part was best and even prashant bhushan was funny

  5. Ok...This is a good read, as a spoof on watz happening in this mess called 'fight against corruption'. A blog possibly is a bit different, in substances and tenor. But then, Itz good enough for a good laugh, without going into the merits of the arguments.
    Could have avoided name-calling Dona, coz then it kinda tempers the whole idea. Anyway, thatz ur choice.

    However, points raised on the unsuitability of single plank (Lokpal) based Kejriwal political party, as a wholesome political party is valid. They need to have a view on all issues of governance, if they are a party. At the moment, I completely agree that they are not anywhere near that. They don't even have a name!

    The Sunita Kejriwal bit was small, but hilarious.. again name -calling cud have been avoided.

    The MOST compelling argument about the veracity of personal probity of the Kejriwals comes up in the last paragraph, where the logic of never having been transferred seems acceptable, if not accurate. They do have to answer for situations about themselves, rather than point to the GOI for answers, if he does expect others to answer his accusations, based on circumstantial evidence or even plain situational cross currents.

    A decent effort for a start... a bit of proof reading before publishing may iron out wrinkles in the write up.

    1. Thank you for detailed comments,It gives me immense pleasure that you have seriously gone through even minute details of the article. people like you are inspiration to write mores. I will definitely try to improve in next post. Cheers :-)

  6. Kejrileaks!!! apt one... Whatever it is, Mein aam aadmi hun... ;)

  7. Brilliant Dona...!! Thumbs up!

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  9. I would say Kejri is sand in cleaning solution... All the more he tries to cleanse the system, directly & indirectly it leaves only scratches and crack's left behind. #PaidAgent #Politically-Motivated #BlackMailer

    1. Yes, you can read my previous blog on my thoughts on IAC, i share same thoughts

  10. Had a nice time reading it ! And was nice for a change ! We'll done :) pls tag AK too :)

    -Dr.Azher Husain

  11. A.K. every second day coming with new pandora box to have cheap publicity for his new poltical out fit , which in reality creating war of ugly words between the waring groups and even also uses filthy and detogatory remarks , which is highly objectionable, , He is blue eyed boy and darling of electronic media for their T.R.P.

    1. Krjriwal is having lot of hype, but no substance :-)

  12. Gud work..i had hated the kejri campaign like nything from its inception..i had my own views for doing so..this article has helped expand my views on "y india doesnt need kejri & co!"
    thank you

  13. Sardesai - You have exposed Reliance why you left Tatas?
    Kejriwal - 3 years I worked with them, I am loyal dog, more over they fund our movement heavily

    Kejriwal himself says "3 years I worked with them, I am loyal dog, more over they fund our movement heavily".
    -->which means solely for the reason that he is funded heavily he is not turning against them. But the bigger question is that, "Being a loyal dog to his boss, is he a loyal dog to his own motherland".

    "We have set up an internal Lokpal to give clean chit to them, more over our corruption is small compared to them"
    -->Internal Lokpal, what does that mean ? DO every citizen in this country can have his own internal lokpal? And is corruption in a smaller way not a problem ?

    Lot of questions are cornering around the answers of kejriwal...rit..?